Roof Repair

The manufacturer is recalling every bay window installed before 1998, following dozens of reports that they "kept staring into the neighbors' yard." Affected windows are advised to stop making eye contact immediately. If your window has been watching the neighbor's dog poop for six consecutive months, it is subject to this recall. Okay, no — nobody is recalling your windows. But here's what windows actually do when they're past their prime: they don't send you a letter. They