top of page

Roof Repair


Annual Performance Review: Your Gutters Are Officially on Notice
ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW — Gutter #7429, please report to HR. STRENGTHS: Shows up every day. Handles heavy storm workloads without complaining. WEAKNESSES: Hoards autumn leaves. Sags under pressure. Currently storing one (1) tennis ball. Status: OVERFULL. VERDICT: NEEDS IMPROVEMENT. Your gutters are on a performance improvement plan — starting with a clean-out before the first freeze. Real tip, no HR required: stand back after a rain and look for water spilling over the edge
Matt Macon
Oct 91 min read
bottom of page
