Roof Repair

🚀 HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SIDING PROBLEM. Mission Control transcript — 06:48 CDT, Kansas City: "Countdown is HOLD. Repeat, HOLD. Hull Panel 7 on the south wall is rattling in the October wind and threatening to leave the spacecraft — er, the house — before winter even launches." Your siding IS your hull. One loose panel and wind-driven rain gets behind it, freeze-thaw pries it wider all winter, and by spring you're not fixing a panel — you're fixing what's rotting underneath it.

★★★★★ "32 wonderful years. The caulking was excellent, the nail guns were kind, and the dachshund never once marked the trim. But every panel has its season — I'm hanging up my J-channel. 5 stars, would shelter again." — Your Siding, East Wall That review was spotted on the front lawn this weekend, where the retiring vinyl panels were presented with a tiny gold watch for three decades of standing between one Kansas City family and hail, wind, and one very memorable raccoon in